Tuesday, July 17, 2007

When Wives Attack

Notable phrases from last Saturday:

"Let me cut your hair. There's no reason to pay someone to do that"

"Whoops"

"When's your next available opening?"

"My wife thought she could cut my hair. She can't"

"Oh, we get that a lot. How would you like it today?"

"Why don't you start from this bald patch right here and even the rest out?"